can we just
and their bowler hats
you’re 74 and 73 jfc
you’ve been knighted by the queen
I want to be this happy when I get old
they are the best friends omfg this makes me so happy
We can’t even.
YOU WIN THIS TIME, STEWART. (And always.)
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.